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Shannon

Shannon means beautiful or sexy
Shannon also means tasty
Could also mean soaked
Woww Shannon is absolutely shannon
This food is so Shannon
I've just been absolutely shannoned
by Shandavie River August 29, 2024
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Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.
When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -
by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020
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shannon tracy hankish

my bestfriend. she's truley great. i dunno what i'd do without her. <3 you hate her, i hate you, you hurt her, i KILL you, simple as that. i love you shannon. :)
desiree's bestfriend, shannon tracy hankish:)
by nunya:) October 8, 2011
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Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...
Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.
by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020
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sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you. A fire that can only be cooled by his touch. The arousal of every part of your being. The anticipation of his touch brings on a sense of intimidation and uninhibited passion. A visceral Hunger they can only be fed by a sexy Shannon.
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I can tell by looking at him he is definitely a sexy Shannon
by NinaMe January 8, 2022
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Shannonisms

Phrases, words of wit and all-around funny statements said by St. Louis Cardinals radio broadcaster and former Cardinals player, Mike Shannon, who often says them while inebriated on air during a game
Mike Shannon: I wish you folks in St. Louis could see this moon!
Listener: (laughter)
Mike Shannon: It’s Mother’s Day, so to all the mothers out there, Happy Birthday!
Listener: Good ol’ Mike! The Shannonisms just keep coming!
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Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019
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