by ajsndcuebfsc February 02, 2019
That half ass bitch that waits in the wings for years desperate and single, to pounce on your ex because she likes sloppy seconds, toxic relationships and the married men she was dating don’t want a strong two anymore.
by FunnyEx October 27, 2020
somebody who will tell you they will arrive to your party but then ignore you right before it's supposed to start, then not respond to any of your messages for weeks
by NumberOneBallbagLicker November 05, 2023
Random 1: "did you see that girl at sandbar with her tits out?"
Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
Random 2: "oh yeah that was Shannon....classic"
by Quontothenextone November 23, 2021
Shannon is the best girlfriend someone could ever ask for. She’s funny, a god a rapping and makeup, always knows how to help someone in the best ways, loves me for who i am, makes me and others feel loved, and just overall the best.
Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.
Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.
She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.
And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.
Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.
Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.
Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.
Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.
She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.
And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.
Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.
Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.
Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
“y/n is so lucky to have Shannon as a girlfriend. I wish i had a girlfriend even half as good as Shannon.”
by gay sweetheart November 24, 2021
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