hide and shag 

a sneaky game played by old people wishing to inject passion into their lives

'Right. I've had enough of hide and shag. Come out.'

hide and shag by bilaaal January 11, 2014

Scoob and Shag 

One the best webcomics, if not the best webcomic, out there. Starts out as a shitpost then progresses into an actual comic with an actual plot. Reimagines children cartoons and does a good job of doing it!

"Do you read Scoob and Shag?" "No." "Get out of my sight you disgusting human being."

Scoob and Shag by thecoolestpastaontheplanet April 30, 2019

SAS Shag 

A very brief shag: a quickie: a shag in the style of an S.A.S operation, in other words, a quick in/out and nobody knows you've been.

I had an SAS shag last night, a quick in/out and she didn't even know I'd been there.

SAS Shag by neilta August 23, 2009

Wosson Shag? 

Asking how a person or group of people are. How are you mate?

Person 1: "Hey mate."
Person 2: " Wosson Shag? "
Person 1: "Nothing much; standard."

Wosson Shag? by RealLifeCinderella January 18, 2010

Hate shag 

Someone you really hate but would like to have sex with anyways.

Aly- I would so hate shag John!!!!

Jess- You would?

Aly-yeah he's so sexy but I still hate him!

Hate shag by ALEXLECAR November 1, 2010

Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.

You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.

Bag and Shag by DrSnow April 25, 2005

e-shag 

When you see someone writing on another persons wall, they clearly want to fuck them, but they're being too pussy and just internet fucking instead.

Guy - "HEY BABY YOU LOOKED SOOOO GOOD TONIGHT"
Girl - not even online

2 minutes later
Guy - "XOXOXOX"
Girl - still not online

Lurker - What a sad fuck, why doesn't he just shag her in real life instead of e-shagging her

e-shag by venicequeenx August 19, 2010