Sesh

A meeting of uneducated teens who think its cool to drink and smoke in front of people so that everyone knows how edgy and sad each one of them is because life has no better joy than getting wasted when your 14 and dying at 20

Dylan: Hey Fionn, I've been at my grandmas all day, it was so boring!
Simon: Do you know what you need? A SESH!!!
Dylan: aw yeah boi lets get wasted yno like yolo and all dat shit
Simon: ye yolo man like we only 15, we could die tomorrow yno what im saying???
Dylan: yeah like we gonna die anyway why not make it sooner rather than later?
Simon: we're so much more educated than our parents.

by A volvic awakening June 16, 2018

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024

Bake sesh

A fun fucking time with the boys. It is referred to hitting gas in the bathroom. Kevin, Larry, and Josh all don’t give a fuck. They hit gas on a regular

Josh: yoooooo lets do a bake sesh right now dawg
Kevin: dude fuck yea
Larry: fuck yea bitch

by Gay nigga 102567839 December 31, 2018

Sesh

A meet up between a group of at least 2 people (Normally 2) which mostly involves general discussion and relaxed conversation

"Yo do you want to play some CS soon"

"Sorry can't, about to go sesh"

by RoguePlayer October 2, 2018

sesh

getting high af

I'm really high, lets go sesh again

by getting high af June 4, 2015

johnston sesh

Masturbating 2 1/2 times in 7 minutes

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh

by Blem97 October 15, 2017

Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020