Open up that semen mitt, so I can shoot a fastball in there.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.
I'm going to bust one off in your semen mitt.
You want it on your face or on those huge semen mitts?
Shut your fucking semen mitt.
by collin THE WEaSEL December 28, 2009
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One who takes in great amounts of sperm.
Has lots of sex.
Also known as a whore, slut, slore, and hoe.
One who takes in great amounts of sperm.
Has lots of sex.
Also known as a whore, slut, slore, and hoe.
by Taylor J Keeran June 19, 2011
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Similar to "selective memory". When one claims having high principles and moral values only when it works in their favor. Often used as an excuse to avoid hurting someone's feelings.
Chip said he wouldn't sleep with Karla because she's married and that he has principles, but Chip continues to sleep with Nicole who's also married, but Brazilian and super hot. Chip has selective principle.
by iheartcarlton October 31, 2009
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Girl 2: "Nah, I'm going to be a selective slut and just go home. I'm not really feeling it with him."
Girl 2: "Nah, I'm going to be a selective slut and just go home. I'm not really feeling it with him."
by KNo14 December 1, 2010
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Guy #1: "What're we gettin shitty on tonight?"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
Guy #2: "Jim came out tonight"
Guy #3: "Let's grab some bud select"
Guy #4: "I knew he was out since day one"
by Wlllford Brimley February 1, 2009
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def. 2 a woman so hell bent on gettin pregnant that she pokes holes in a condon to insure pregnancy.
def. 2 a woman so hell bent on gettin pregnant that she pokes holes in a condon to insure pregnancy.
Jeff was so tired but Helen was such a semen stealer that she didnt care.
Ex. 2. Helen wanted to keep Jeff so bad that she became a semen steeler to trap him.
Ex. 2. Helen wanted to keep Jeff so bad that she became a semen steeler to trap him.
by njxray577@aol.com March 30, 2009
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