Scroat

A boat made from the scrotum by the tanuki

Person: How are we gonna cross this river?
Tanuki: we will use my scroat

by Phatkiddpk March 15, 2024

Scrobet

Someone who is the absolute worst at basketball physically possible.

"Fucking hell they're a right Scrobet aren't they?" or "Fucking hell don't pass to Scrobet"

by #1ScrobetHater April 1, 2025

scrobbaholic

One who is addicted to scrobbling, the process of adding a scrobble (piece of data that reads the song, album and artist of a song and the timestamp you listened to it at.

Person A: "Wow, this club is playing some really good music! I should scrobble it"

Person B: "Dude, you are such a scrobbaholic"

by 1qaz_isthegreatest June 24, 2025

Sacromonious

Describing a person, group, or act that outwardly holds something to be sacred — despite privately recognizing its absurdity or exaggeration — in order to exploit legal, institutional, or bureaucratic protections afforded to “sacred” beliefs or practices.

(Not the same as hypocrisy — it’s more like gaming the system through "holy" theater.)

The Church of Jedi Knights filed for tax exemption with sacromonious devotion to their holy text, the transcripts of the Star Wars prequels.

She launched a sacromonious lawsuit claiming her belief in "astrological time freedom" exempted her from work deadlines.

by Madman S July 17, 2025

sacromonious

sacromonious (adj.)
Pronunciation: /ˌsæk.rəˈmoʊ.ni.əs/

Definition:
Describing a person, group, or act that outwardly holds something to be sacred — despite privately recognizing its absurdity or exaggeration — in order to exploit legal, institutional, or bureaucratic protections afforded to “sacred” beliefs or practices. (Not the same as hypocrisy — it’s more like gaming the system through "holy" theater.)

The Church of Jedi Knights filed for tax exemption with sacromonious devotion to their holy text, the transcripts of the Prequels.

She launched a sacromonious lawsuit claiming her belief in "astrological time freedom" exempted her from work deadlines.

by Madman S July 17, 2025

Scroch

Fearless domination

Virat Kohli had shown scroch in his prime

by Scroch August 6, 2025

scrobie

someone who is very tall but skinny.

dude, you're so scrobie!

by scannerboyz January 6, 2026