by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
Get the Seattle Sombrero mug.The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014
Get the Seattle mo mug.The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022
Get the Seattle Tie mug.He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
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Get the seattle sprinkle mug.Seattle Stew is great tasting dish made from IKEA meatballs that have horse-meat in them. It could be eaten on the anniversary of the death of the famous racehorse called Seattle Slew out of either respect or disrespect.
Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.
Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.
I just ate some meatballs from IKEA and when I found out that I had done so I got to thinking about horses and then I remembered the legendary Seattle Slew. hence the name, Seattle Stew.
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 25, 2013
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