Sam 

These people are often known to be small and have rat like features, they also have a secret obsession with other boys and like to scamper round at night into peoples houses looking for left over food.

Matt: What the fuck is that in my mouse trap ?!?!

Ross: Oh, Don't worry, That's just a Sam.

Sam by Sarah Tool Scurr June 19, 2010

Sam 

1. a word describing any abnormally skinny ginger.
2. a person who thinks he/she is the shit by making fun of cute little girls, and pretending to be emo, yet still expects to get laid.
3. a person who is so lazy, he/she hasn't gone shirt shopping since he/she was in preschool, he/she hangs around the same place all day, and he/she doesn't even completely write out their own name.

A. "Ashley Olsen's new nick name is Sam."
B. "Although the blue-eyed blondie's name was Helen, we called her Sam because she claimed to be emo by listening to screamo music, painting her nails black, and wearing her 7-year old little sister's jeans."
C. "If you're wondering why I'm wearing a tiny t-shirt with the name of a preschool on it, it's because my name is Sam, and I'm too lazy to go to the fucking mall and buy some new ones."

Sam by k.n.b February 5, 2008

sam 

A man who likes to wear girls clothing and thinks its cool, usually pink in colour.
when in shops he wanders over to the girls section and strokes the fur coats.

Gay Kid:Hey look at my new vest
Cool Kid: Dude You Look Like A Sam..
Gay Kid:But Its Pink?
Cool Kid: Faggot.

sam by Haamanja December 16, 2008

Sam 

Sam most common name ever usally you are named this because your paretnts dont give a shit about you and dont want to waste any effort in you. Sams are nerds with faggoty hair or styles most of them are lazy as hell making them fat as fuck. Sam nicknames super at masturbating, spam, softy, faggot, or Gay dumbass

Sam: approaching a girl
Girl: reject before he says hi

Sam by rapeyomommmaq August 29, 2012

Sam 

The biggest newb, n00b, or noob ever. This will never change NO MATTER WHAT. Everything he does is either on the spot, or later on, pwned the shit out of.

Man #1:Did you see that noob? I pwned the shit out of him
Filipino Man with large cock #2 Yeah thats Sam

Sam by LongrodVonHugendongg January 1, 2009

Sam 

The act of two or more people named Sam hooking up with the same person through the course of one night

Woah! Sam and Sam Sam'd Madi last night!

Sam by ExtremelyLargeNubblies February 22, 2013

Sam 

A Mexican Asian usually referred by sam, an breed that amazes people all around. And usually gets all the ladies

Look Johnny, That is the rare breed Sam!

Sam by KDkg December 11, 2016