Sad giraffe

When you have had too much to drink that you can’t get it up. Your weenie is a sad giraffe.

Oh honey we can’t do it tonight... those Jackie Daniels shot gave me a sad giraffe.

by Sadgiraffe October 1, 2018

sister sad

Being sad but the next level.

Person 1: Dude are you okay you look sad
Person 2: Nah dude I’m sister sad

Person 1: Dang bro that sucks

by andioop420 November 7, 2019

Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

by Centurion_Code May 21, 2018

Sad spaghetti

Flop. A term to describe a general energy level. Flop. Not to be confused with Sad Sushi Roll. Flop.

I is a sad spaghetti. *Flop*
He can't do that, he is a sad spaghetti.
There is not enough fuel. It is a sad spaghetti.

by Sad spaghetti November 28, 2017

sad giggity

When a phrase could be taken as sexual but also depressing or awkward.

Guy 1: *referring to test scores*... and no matter what I did, I just couldn't get it up.
Guy 2: Ha! Sad giggity.

by Jex the Ripper February 22, 2017

Sad Pickle

A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.

I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.

by Madness83 August 25, 2016

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020