dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 06, 2014

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 08, 2015

Stain

A person who makes bad plays in proffessional card events.

That kid Kevin is such a stain.

by Wade December 15, 2003

pantie stain

the worst diss by a gay guy

"You are such a pantie stain!"

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

poo-stain

A person that no one likes and extremely resembles a stain left by a poop.

Maya is such a poo-stain!

by Salty potatoe May 16, 2019

cooch stain

stains on furnature caused by the menstrual effulent.

I am not sitting on that cooch stain

by Ticky April 17, 2008