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Skeezer Situation

A bros outlook of chicks at a particular party or scene. Can be compared to "the ratio".
Bro 1: "Hey bro I'm prolly gona have a lil party on Friday night."

Bro 2: "Word son, wuts the Skeezer Situation?"

Bro 1: "Nick's gurl says shes bringin seven of her slutty friends so odds r good u'll hook-up."
Skeezer Situation by T.Bone April 16, 2007

bud sleezy 

a bud light.
He was drinking a bud sleezy.
bud sleezy by the court house February 24, 2011
An annoying ass term from a tiktok song by Sexxy Red that white girls would blurt out especially in school hallways.
Maddie and Chloe: SKEEYEE
Me: Shut the fuck up please
Skeeyee by Deffery Jahmer August 25, 2023
(skiing/snowboarding)a personal style that may cover a broad reigon of the sport such as form, clothes, or tricks. but can cover a broad range of personal styles
may be, but not limited to hanging rag or other piece of cloth hung from back pocket.
'that guy's steezy'
steezy by guff man December 18, 2005
that bike is steezy
Steezy by CritterMan April 27, 2010
Verb - to try to pick up a girl but by being a total dirt ball in the process; a much more negative connotation than skeem; usually best used when followed with an "up"; when you say he's skeezing up on her it is also somewhat implying he is sneaking up on her; will go as far as to use some sort of date rape drug to get the girl alone with him
Look at that chaatch bag skeezing up all over that girl.
He's trying to skeeze up on that bitch.
How many girls have you skeezed on tonight?
skeeze by Jaiye April 17, 2006