Chat shitter

A street shitter in a chat

That chat shitter was shitting in the chat like it's the street.

by Placid Pike April 25, 2019

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Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.

My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1

by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021

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Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

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Lord Shitter

One who take hour long shits consistently and makes you wait while laughing to them selfs as their shit crusts to their asshole.

Hey Lord Shitter gonna go let is crust again or are you gonna wipe.

by Eugene Sheizen May 21, 2020

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hand shitter

An individual who enjoys when others shit in their hands and then they rub it on their own chest, typically in a sexual manner.

TittsMcGee is a total hand shitter, she let Aubrey shit in her hands and then watch as she rubbed it all over her chest whilst he ejaculated on her feces covered breasts.

by Tittsmcgee November 5, 2017

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