The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
by Table of Knowledge October 3, 2016
Get the Seat Logicmug. When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.
Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me
by chunkyheff January 28, 2022
Get the Seat ownershipmug. deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling
by baccngravvy June 5, 2018
Get the deep seatedmug. Putting a girls driver seat all the way down and back, while sitting naked under her, having sex while she drives
She crashed her car while we were on our way to a trampoline park because we were doing the car seat.
by CJK5 May 24, 2018
Get the Car seatmug. To be with child and therefore unable to hold any semblance of your former social life or personal identity. This runs the gamut of all active parents, whether they disappear because they are committed to their new role, or if they reluctantly and resentfully accept the role after receiving a positve paternity test in a state that's all but banned abortion.
"Yo Troy, let's scoop up DeMarcus so we can smoke this spliff and watch Endgame"
"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
"DeMarcus ain't coming. Ain't you heard? He seated-up with Shavon. He got the paternity results from Maury Povich and those two poofed like Thanos."
by SoilentRed September 25, 2019
Get the Seated-upmug. An unfavorable position
by MikeyPatriot August 1, 2010
Get the dogturtle seatmug. On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.
Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.
Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.
God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.
Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.
God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.
by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010
Get the Seat Sneakmug.