Scully

A last name which inherently subjects it's owner to countless X-files references, and if you're from a certain place in the UK, is a synonym for acting retarded.

"Scully? As in the X-files?" -Most of the US population

"Insert X-files inside joke that I won't get" -Roughly half the US population

"Stop Scullying around and actually HELP for a change, moron!" -The few people who know my name's real meaning

"Scully, stop being Scully for a change!" -My Drill Sergent, among just about everybody who's at one point been my superior

by Mr Scully April 10, 2011

scolly

That scholarship money, because you were smart enough to not have to pay full price for school

Yo I just got into the university of buffalo, they're given my a ten thousand dollar scolly so I'm probably gonna go there.

by matt nayshaun February 19, 2015

Cum Scallop

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

three-scallop problem

A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find these things out. From the movie Demolition Man, starring Wesley Snipes and Sylvester Stallone, where in a future world of perfect primness no-one has the nerve to explain to Stallone's defrosted cop the purpose of the three seashell-shaped markings in every toilet.

They're not telling me what's up with Diane these days. It must be a three-scallop problem.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

sculpt

To manipulate someone into a sexual situation; to seduce. Origins in the art world. POSSIBLY relate to the myth of Pygmalion who's statue came to life.

"If I can just get her into my room, I can totally sculpt."

by heebiejeebie February 15, 2005

scallywag

dirty ass uss emory s land navy hoes, usually yellow toothed dirty nappy headed foulmouthed copenhagen spitting trailer park trash dirty whores. main goal in life is to get newbies drunk and take advantage of them or suck submairines of in a dirty bar bathroom.

el jefe: dude did you hear about stanley?
q money: the queen scallywag?
el jefe: the one and only. she took giovanni home last night.
q money: the new guy?
el jefe: she got him drunk then invited him to her house. god only knows what she did to him.

by Q-$ November 7, 2008

skip scop scalleywag

Meaning a drugged up old dirty wretched bitch

Trussell: the difference between a Mac and a PC-*lisp*

Matt: Shut up you ole' skip scop scalleywag motha!

David: Damn he just went time hater on your ass!

Trussell: Shut up guys...seriously *lisp*

by MO AK-TOWN March 7, 2008