Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.
Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?
by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018
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sexy female saturday

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs”
by Unknown person . June 28, 2019
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saturday at midnight

to hint towards the fact ur gonna kys.
henry letham: Saturday at Midnight. That’s when I’m gonna do it.
by literallyryangosling August 22, 2023
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Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .
Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.
by Definition god 788 April 13, 2019
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Shook on a Saturday

The sexy chorus from BROCKHAMPTON’s TOKYO, frankly I have no clue what the hell it mean but,

What’s got you shook on a Saturday?
What’s got you shook on a Saturday I take my L and I hold my place
by SycamoreGxrl September 24, 2020
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Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.
Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday
by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020
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Suga Sean Saturday

A magical occurrence when you have a Suga Sean fight next, scheduled in the summer. How these are handled....wake up, lift, then immediately start drinking and tanning, in preparation to watch the greatest UFC fighter go to war that night.
Bro, no way you're working today...it's Suga Sean Saturday....call in sick, fake a death in the family, throw your morals out the window....no sane human being can work on suga Sean Saturday....unless you're a bartender in charge of getting me fucked up on fight night.
by W3rddd June 06, 2025
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