Saturday

The day of the week where guys can be gay with their friends

Yo it’s Saturday get on the wall

by Yeetermcbeater March 1, 2023

homophobia saturday

its the phenomena where people on the internet can legally be homophobic on saturdays. this can occasionally apply to wednesdays, but is most common on saturday. See also: racism monday

jim: i dont like gay people
josh: you cant say that! thats homophobic!
jim: but its homophobia saturday!
josh: oh alright

by pewguin June 4, 2022

Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?

Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

sexy female saturday

Sfs

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs”

by Unknown person . June 28, 2019

saturday at midnight

to hint towards the fact ur gonna kys.

henry letham: Saturday at Midnight. That’s when I’m gonna do it.

by literallyryangosling August 22, 2023

Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018