Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday

“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad

by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

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Sad Saturday

Sad saturday is when god decides he doesnt want ppl 2 be happy on saturday so most ppl feel bad on this day. It only effects the ppl that satan hasn't got into yet because they do not have an evil force shield around them.

Person 1: I feel sad :(
Person 2: Probably because it's sad Saturday

by Olixia_xox March 21, 2020

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Sloppy Saturday

When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.

The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.

Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"

by pizzapals November 17, 2023

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sour saturdays

before having sex a male and female eat the cheese and yeast from each others penis and vigina and then throw up on it and eat it again

lets have sour saturdays

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

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Saturday

The day reserved for the boys

Reasonable uses
Shelby: what are we doing Saturday?
Cody: nothing hoe, Saturdays are for the boys.
Ex #2
Brannan: I can't hang fellas, I'm gonna be with (insert female name here) on saturday
Alex: bros before hoes Saturday is for the boys

by Cgrizzy September 23, 2017

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Saturday girl

By extension, a teenager of a certain type and with identifiable attitudes and characteristics, who has a part-time weekend job whilst at school or college.

Those two are just a pair of Saturday Girls.

by Chezet September 11, 2016

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