Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.

by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010

honey roasted nuts

The act of dipping a males nuts in a jar of honey and teabag a girl. HAVING BEES IS A MUST. This was created by josh and emerson.

Mollie: Fuck last night sucked!!
Amber:Why?
Mollie:He let the bees go on me...honey roasted nuts!

by thebeeguys September 13, 2010

rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser

A truck driver with more money than brains.

You can tell that guy is a rich mother cluckin' son of a rooster cruiser, he complains about never having a good load, but you always see him in a chrome shop.

by byrd77 January 6, 2009

Rooster Tail

A folded dollar bill like a fan to be inserted in the crack of a stripper's ass.

After rooster tailing that spinner, she shook her tail feather down the catwalk.

by Shzae March 16, 2008

The Rooster

When you are throwing up while simultaneously going diarrhea. Usually you diarrhea in the toilet while vomiting in a trash can or bag.

Also known as the 'poopy-throws.'

I think I got food poisoning, 'cause I was up all night doing the rooster.

by top dolla May 20, 2009

roister doister

bit of a "player"; generally with women but can also be used in business. Origins - Only Fools and Horses.

"Rodders, I'd never of guessed, you ol' roister doister."

by adrian daniels March 17, 2005

Dookie Rooster

an insult both saying someone looks like a rooster and like they rolled around in a pile of shit.

Goddamn you are such a dookie rooster

by Bryan Baca January 5, 2008