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Reece

Someone who looks up elephant porn in his local library and smells of poocorn and masturbates on public buses while proceeding to throw his jizz at the driver as a sign of affection.
sometimes mistaken for homosexuals due to the fact that they shove pogo sticks up their arses and bounce around all day as their main source of transportation. they are not homosex they merely love sucking elephant dong and attempt many sexual acts with crocodiles.
Frank: "Hey look at that Reece mounting that pogo stick!"

Barry: "EURGH! Im getting out of here, i dont want anyone throwing semen at me!!!"
by Pseudonympho1234 October 21, 2011
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Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.
Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.
by Bangboy March 8, 2010
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recession

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.
ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.
by majornephew November 1, 2010
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rece

Sweet, smart, lovable, loves to hug, dry sense of humor. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, a great combination. Is generally musical and has a lovely voice. Excels at difficult problems. Long runs help clear her mind.
Rece was the smart, quiet one in the room who made everyone laugh at her quick wit.
by Clever genius 411 December 12, 2017
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by "BUDDY"(WHITNEY) August 18, 2003
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Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.
It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.
by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008
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Reece

A son of Paul, he is a loudmouth and rude.
You ever heard of Reece?
Yeah! He's really rude!
by UnicornsSuck September 22, 2017
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