Reading

Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating

James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."

by NikleBeri May 8, 2019

Realing it

The opposite of faking it.

If you fake something so decently, others will think you’re realing it.

by Original Orangutans June 13, 2019

Remington

A really hot dude who knows how to treat a girl and is really good at basketball and can grab any girls heart anytime. He usally has blonde hair and brown eyes and loves to hunt, fish, and just be outside.

Sam: Have you seen Remington today?

Tren: Yessssss he looks so hot like omggggg

I think he's going hunting today.

by Cheyenne! October 31, 2019

Reading

Look behind you :)

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.

by Joe NOT Biden July 4, 2020

reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

“Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020

Reading

An introvert's sad excuse for life.

Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.

(Tom walks off.)

by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 4, 2020

reading and talking

Slang for having sex. Used when you don't want others to know about what you were doing, or if you are suspected of having sex or cheating.

Larry: You guys were having sex!
Stacy: No! We were just reading and talking!

by Evilogin October 11, 2020