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ready the pole

A term to ask if a fishing pole is ready.
Did you ready the pole? I’m trying to go fishing.
by PoisonedSavage March 12, 2023
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Ready Set Spaghetti

Popularized by our most favorite Mexican princess, Vanessa, it is another way to say “ready, set, go”
K: Okay, lemme know when you’re ready to start the movie.

V: Ready Set Spaghetti!
by Meatrevolutionary69 April 13, 2022
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Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is.
Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
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I ready balloon

a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
The i ready balloon is coming to enslave our souls
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
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Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.
"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"
by urban schmurban December 27, 2023
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I-ready

A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
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Walmart ready

Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!
I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".
by willyd1968 August 25, 2018
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