cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

Reach across the aisle

Having sex

I was laying there in bed and shockingly my wife decided to reach across the aisle

by Mr413 July 04, 2021

Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

When a man is receiving head and he reaches over the top of the girl and sticks his thumb at least an inch and a half in her ass

I gave Lindsey a Spider-Monkey-Reach-Around

by Gabe Willy April 10, 2025

Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 05, 2024

reach impediment

a disorder short people have

Jose needs a ladder because he has a reach impediment.

by deucebag211 May 04, 2018

Reached

The wind should be blowing from the ship's side or just behind it as you sail.

"Brighteyes" was followed around the Goldstone by "Patriot," and "Patriot" white-sailed reached

by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024

Irish reach-around

The obligatory act of trading drinks at a bar based on a feeling of obligation when one party shows the generous act of buying the first drink.

Austin: "Get Eddie and me a beer."
Eddie: "Lemme get Austin and me a beer back."
Bartender: "ah. . . The old Irish reach-around."

by nacko420 October 07, 2017