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Ramen

If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:

1) It usually only costs a few cents

2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave

3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.
This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen
by Overstored Milk March 20, 2023
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Ramen

ramen is younger than ryanstoyreview. that's all there is to it !
oh my god that retard ramen should crack his skull on a jagged rock!
by rmane May 9, 2023
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Ramen

It can be used for many things but basically it’s noodles. It gives you the feeling of friendship. Your first love. The best thing in your life. Ramen are delicious and deserve so much more. More recognization.
The sun was rising and we were eating ramen. The saucy ramen my grandma used to do. I do those now. Sitting with the love of my life. The ramen look like gold in the orange dawning. The taste feels like the first fall of a leaf in autumn. Beautiful in a unique way
by MyNameIsFate November 22, 2021
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RAMEN

John: Aye look bobb he eating ramen
Anthony: yea he Isa bulla
John: yea he like ramen
by bigcocksacboy July 19, 2022
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Henry Ramen

A short guy with glasses who had a strange addiction to Ramen Noodles. He has a weird sense of humor and doesn’t play any sports except soccer.
Henry ramen really like ramen.
by MrKrabzx February 14, 2020
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national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !
someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"
by leodardi October 25, 2019
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stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.
“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”
by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 21, 2024
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