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raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.
I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.
by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025
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Raisining

(Verb) The shriveling up of ones testicles, commonly seen when in cold environments, or in fright.
Past tense: raisined
Present/Future tense: raisining
The man was raisining when he stepped into the harsh, cold winter.
by Lerm0930 June 15, 2024
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Raisin Bran

A square. Someone whose grapes (either testes or ovaries) has shriveled through trauma, acting through fear not allowing the best outcomes out most situations.
Let's go to the gun range, don't be such a raisin bran.

"Hey, I got new job as a courier."
"Are you sure you want to drive so much, what if you get in an accident?"
"Quit being such a raisin bran."
by WisloveGodstyle June 4, 2025
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Russian Raisin

The act of inserting a metal rod (or sound) into the male urethra while simultaneously inserting a metal plug into the anus ensuring prostate contact.
Electrical current is then passed through the 2 metal objects creating a feedback loop draining the testicles of semen completely causing them to shrivel up like raisins.
"You cant give him a Russian Raisin, he wont survive!"
"If he dies, he dies..."
by Jacky Daytona September 25, 2023
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