The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.
It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.
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Three or more quilters getting together to quilt or discuss quilting is known as a Patch of Quilters.
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Get the mia_barnes_quill_ mug.When someone's personality and experiences have so many red flags that you could make a quilt out of them
My friend's baby daddy already has two other baby mamas, he's too broke to live on his own and had to move back in with his mom, and he's 15 years older than her. One of these red flags on its own might not be a problem, but this man is a red flag quilt.
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