The breakfast question

The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.

>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?

>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.

>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?

>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.

>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?

>I don't understand the question.

> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate

by bertyhell May 19, 2025

Mickey Mouse question

A question regarding a self-evident matter. The Mickey Mouse question is most common among people new to the workplace and privates in the military. Perhaps one might inquire what military rank should they address the civil personnel at the barracks as.

Captain Juntunen, do I have your permission to sneeze?

No more Mickey Mouse questions private Virtanen!

by Urban Gnome September 12, 2025

I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

by mankthetank May 26, 2016

I nEeD A qUeStIoN

ask somebody to giv you a question

ay Joe! I nEeD A qUeStIoN
Ya what?
Can i PLz eat your poo?
sure it sure is tasty

by Earth Worm Sally December 8, 2018

harvey lathburys exam question

annotate the text from the legendary harvey lathburys famous book ‘shakespeare doesn’t even rhyme’

‘i was shook’th when i saw that bumbaclart bad man walk through the door with that vigorous tone’ said half willy will, ‘ i thought he was gonna cum in me’
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
tyler’s the best at payday
and fortnite
and rocket league

and fifa

and gta
and suck your mom

harvey lathburys exam questions are aids

“harvey lathburys exam questions are shocking

by green armani jacket June 16, 2019

The Most Important question

Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk.

The most important question Is Milk Before cereal or cereal before milk. Its obviously cereal before milk.

by .Imp May 26, 2021

The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.

Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!

by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023