Quaft

To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while

saying it is only a "light" punishment.

I'm going to quaft my babies daddy!

by KittyCatCool March 8, 2011

Qualify

To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.

Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!

by D*Nyce* March 4, 2009

quality lamb, beefy

the phrase used (by me alone) to describe a moment of immense pleasure, such as ejaculation. You might have heard of me.

"oooooooh, quality lamb, beefy, I filled up your hole!"

by 1234567dfhgsgw....Rob April 14, 2006

quality control

Something that's finally gone from Urbandictionary. Thank you, God!

Quality Control is finally gone from urban dictionary.

by Exhac January 28, 2007

Quafting

when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum

I farted, it smelt like Secaucus and I got caught quafting into my mother's nose

by Jay Bronsky February 20, 2009

Quality Save

An amazing shop where you can buy what you want at a cheaper price than what it normally is

John: "Where are you off to Bob?"
Bob: "I'm off to Quality Save to get some new headphones."

by QUALITY SAVE :):):):):):):):) September 30, 2010

ascension quality

something that is of very bad quality

this pen is broken, it is ascension quality

by ur_AQ May 29, 2011