Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus

Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

by uknev2016 March 26, 2021

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

Jaylavy Robles Bonilla Are Puerto Rican And Dominican

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

disrespectful puerto rican

When you’re fucking someone from behind and put your foot on their face, typically preformed to Puerto Rican music. Walking outside barefoot for a few hours beforehand is recommended.

Bro I hit her with the disrespectful Puerto Rican last night. We’re getting divorced.

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Puerto Rican Love Button

Darkened butt hole. The smooching hole. The whistling pleasure button

Brandon put his finger in her Puerto Rican Love Button.

by Bartender poet June 10, 2024