old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 19, 2017

Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017

Age of puberty

The age you Start puberty

I'm at the age of puberty so that is why I am a Creep

by 459395 March 6, 2022

Saskatchewan stump puller

When a person is sitting on your chest taking a dump while giving you a handjob

Oh my god. That Saskatchewan stump puller cleaned out both of ends. I feel so lite and free.

by Tarukrueger December 29, 2022

Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.

My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.

by Skibidilover June 18, 2024

Flaming Swedish Rug-Puller

A sexual act where you fill your partners mouth Carolina Reapers, then you attach your foreskin their tounge ring and have a third person yank on your balls and jerk you off. If you don't have foreskin, you must apply a sounding rod and attach it via that.

Friend: You down for a Flaming Swedish Rug-Puller?

Other Guy: Hell yeah dude!

by DictatorofDiction April 7, 2026