Proximity Theory

Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.

Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!

by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

proxz

someone who will never get a girl. His dad went to work in a milk factory and hasn't come back

proxz is a literal dipshit

by VinuIsGOD November 29, 2021

Proxticy

big black juicy man with 16 pack

Yo dude your no where near the level of Proxticy, ikr he’s so sexy ong bro

by Proxticy December 12, 2021

proxie

proxieOne person who holds an inevitable amount of knowledge in any field. The one person who holds the name proxie holds valuable information. There is only one proxie who shall never be duplicated.

ProXie is a 1337 h4x0r.

by Max "ProXie" January 28, 2005

Propyl

A Person who licks the rear of another for personal gain. Also commonly referred to as an "Ass-Licker".

Steve: Did you see Johnny last night?
Alex: Yea he totally Propylled her

by Basecrayfish November 25, 2014

prox

Smoking band from Vancouver Canada

WOW, did you check out the PROX show? PROX ROX. You have been PROXED.

by Winterwonder August 23, 2006

Proxie

Proxie is a stupid jew who no one likes.

Proxie are teh suck.

by most certainly not vicious April 3, 2005