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prostitute rule

'You fuck it, you buy it' - When lending an item to another, claiming prostitute rule in case of any damage occurring while in the others possession
When borrowing a Halloween costume from Tom, Leigh calls Prostitute Rule since he knows Tom is a messy and inconsiderate drunk
by phil-ate-me October 8, 2013
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Prostitute

A girl or guy who pays someone to have sex.
Jill “ 100 bucks to suck my titties

Joe “ 50 to suck em both

She’s a prostitute
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Burger Prostitute

When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.
I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
by DJRBW August 5, 2020
mugGet the Burger Prostitutemug.

Prostitute

person1: lyn is a prostitute
lyn: hell yeah i am
mugGet the Prostitutemug.

prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date
guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man
by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022
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Prostitute

Ethan Baxter is such a prostitute.
by crawfordd03 November 20, 2019
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