Prosper

A very cute, funny boy that sometimes need to look at the girl right in front of him

I wish he was a prosper.

by ks.wavvy January 24, 2015

propper dankage

when you buy weed, and it's ten times better than any weed your friends have. thats propper dankage

"i hate it when i get stiffed with this shit!"
"thats why i went thru nick, hes got the propper dankage."

by n the dark March 6, 2010

Corner pooper

Someone who, in the middle of a conversation, goes over to the corner of the room and proceeds to pull down their pants and poop on the floor while the other person stares in disgust. Then the corner pooper pulls up their pants and returns to the conversation and points out that someone pooped on the floor over there and cautions the other person not to step in it.

"Man, the other day Gary and I were talking and that dang corner pooper straight shat in the corner and then had the nerve to tell me to be careful because someone pooped in the corner as if it wasn't him and I hadn't just seen him do It!"

by Jerrysguy June 11, 2018

Party pooper

Someone who’s looking out for you and making you sure you don’t get so drunk you blackout and wake up pregnant

“Omg stop being such a party pooper”
“Ight i’ll Stop helping you bitch”

by Deletedthoughts January 30, 2020

Futon Pooper

The act of shitting on a bitch’s futon because the whore kicked you out of her bed, while wearing footsie pajamas. The worse part, you were too drunk to remember to pull down your pants, so you shit yourself.

Yo, I went to my whore's place last night and the bitch was wearing footsie pajamas and kicked me out of her fucking bed. I was so pissed I tried to shit on her futon but I shit my pants. I can't believe I'm a Futon Pooper!

by Footsie PJ April 4, 2011

panty pooper

A girl/guy who shits in his/her undergarments for sexual arousal.

I met a panty pooper yesterday and boy did they smell bad.

by MÅX December 25, 2003

cake pooper

it is the person who puts everyone in a bad mood by saying something depressing in the middle of a joyous occasion.

Person 1: "Man this is a great party!"
Person 2: "I agree! I'm having so much fun!"
Person 3: "You know, we could all die later."
Person 1: "Gosh Person 3, why are you such a cake pooper?"

by Tenley June 10, 2007