Toothbrush Proctology

Toothbrush Proctology is a revolutionary new procedure where your doctor checks up your anus for interior hemmorhoids using a toothbrush

Yeah dude my doctor had to use toothbrush proctology in my yearly exam to check for any problems. Wait a minute. What do you mean there is no such procedure? Oh crap then why did I like it so much? So should I call a lawyer or schedule another appointment for tomorrow? Its covered by my insurance you know.

by snausages333 October 22, 2006

internet pronounciation

the way straight men pronounce acronyms used on the internet, lol = luhl, stfu = stuffoo, etc. only girls pronounce the letters

dude 1: L O L man, i saw this movie-

dude 2: wat r u gay or something? it's pronounced "luhl", noob, learn internet pronounciation

by the commissar June 23, 2009

uge(pronounced YOOGE)

the usuall- something that happens on occasion, commonly done.

going home, doing homework, you know, the uge uge(pronounced YOOGE)

by poopz mcgee October 7, 2009

pronoun user

pronoun user - (n.) - A person who denies the genetic differences in chromosomes which differentiate the male species from the female species in the species Homo sapiens.

Hey dude you think I could hook up with her?

Maybe, but you do know Anna is a pronoun user…so you'd have to hook up with them....

So she is down for a threesome?!?!?

You're not getting it… how long do you have cause this is gonna take a while...

by $lapaho December 13, 2020

Pontooning

To float around the true meaning of a word or phrase.

Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...

by Sonorliter January 24, 2011

pronoun whore

individuals on twitter that go by multiple genders at once

ex: he/they/she

"fuckin tyrone is a pronoun whore, bitch using he/they/she all at once"

by notastra August 2, 2021

wihf (pronounced wiff)

women I have (to) fuck
For married guys/ guys in relationships that have just observed a milf only to realize that they a going home to the same old woman cause it would cost to much to divorce it and find a hottie.
wihf (pronounced wiff)

Man did you see that milf, but unfortunately I have to go home to the wihf (pronounced wiff) .

by boatdoc May 11, 2011