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Pretzel

When two beings contort and twist their body into the shape of a pretzel and join up at the vagina and penis.
by CoolMan3667 February 21, 2013
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pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
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Pretzel force

The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.

This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
It wasn't my fault the drink spilled, the pretzel force was too much!
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
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Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 3, 2023
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peanut butter pretzel

The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night
by angry dragon master June 26, 2014
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Pretzel Rodding

The act of sucking someone's fingers in a sexual way. Finger sucking
Tom liked pretzel rodding his partners fingers.
by Tye95 March 24, 2017
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sticky pretzel

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.
"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"
by extracrispytea November 11, 2019
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