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prayer rock

A baseball sized stone (usually granite) which is used to fend off the unwelcome spiritual advances of an intrusive, fanatical religious proselytizer.

They are typically blessed with an incantation, and then carefully placed within the cranium of the offending believer at a high velocity, where the incantation will hopefully dissolve and they will get the message.

It is considered bad form to use prayer rocks unless your attacker has begun to threaten you with prayer.
"Friend, I am here to tell you, you are standing in the path of God Almighty's wrath! You need to get right with Him before it's too late! Won't you please accept His free gift now, before it's too late?!?"

"Like I said before, I'm really not interested..."

"Oh friend, please don't make the mistake of assuming you can do it tomorrow! Tomorrow may never come! Think about it! Hell is not where you want to spend eternity!"

"Look, next to you is not where I want to spend next Sunday. Could you please just leave me alone?"

"You are making an awful mistake, friend. I am certainly going to pray for you! I am going to pray that God sears your soul, and draws you to repentance! I am going to pray that God makes you MISERABLE in your sins!!"

"No, I don't think so... (mutters to prayer rock) your next prayer is going to be for a bottle of Tylenol..."

THUD!!!
by J_Marco_Medi August 11, 2009
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Quaker Prayer Meeting

A very silent group of people. Often used to describe the silence that befalls a group after some profound news is revealed to them, or when faced with a bewildering situation.
The party sounded like a quaker prayer meeting after Charlie announced he had cancer.

Our class turned into a quaker prayer meeting when the professor asked us to describe quantum physics.

Is this a quaker prayer meeting? Somebody put on some music!
by Kaptain Krotch February 23, 2007
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Related Words

Prayer

Use this word when something very unlikely happens, or if somebody does something completely stupid but somehow in the end it works out for them
If some kid turns around in a kids face and just throws the ball in the air, you can just scream PRAYER!

In math class if you get called on for a problem, and you aren't paying attention, and you just say a random number and get it correct, you and your friends can all look at eachother and say PRAYER!
by JG IS RIPPIN March 7, 2011
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praycial

steve: bloody christians!
john: hey, thats praycial discrimination/praycist
by timminz April 1, 2009
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prayon

A crayon that colors in paint.
I use prayons to recolor paintings.
by Seshie May 2, 2009
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Praying for you

An empty term used to show you "care" for the person/event so that you can gain attention/popularity.
Instagram Post: "At a loss for words right now, I can't believe you aren't here anymore"
Commenter: Oh my god, praying for you!!
by M7LEZ October 13, 2020
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The Prayer

The same thing as the 1-4 except you put both of your hands together and insert them!
Man last night...damn i was givin her the prayer!
by 007 March 13, 2003
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