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power five

The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.

There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.

Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.

Failtroll: Aww shit.
by Alveron January 18, 2011
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Power of the Curve

When you give up hope in your Engineering major courses and all you can pray to the power of professors to grant you the gift of a C- in your transcript.
Clover: "Guys I'm failing Water Resources Engineering for the second semester! I can't afford another F, its so sad..!"
Sam & Alex *chanting*: "Believe in the Power of the Curve."
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Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
by Damon K. September 28, 2021
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Power of the Bit

Drugged out non-sequitor regarding some item or event that is cool. Used to denote appreciation, if not comprehension.
"I just want to feel it."
"She wants to feel the power... the power of the bit."
"That's for you. Feel it! Feel that power. That's what Scientology is like. Feel it? Yeah. I deem you clear. I deem you OT Level 7. Alright."
by dogintub November 8, 2008
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Sour Power

When you smoke the sour and got the power
Jake took a huge bong rip and now has sour power.
by Sour Power Hero July 11, 2018
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power bagging

The act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. It is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. Best shown in action in Saint's Row III. Remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.
"Did Big Show just power bag The Rock?"
"Yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. That was a rough case of power bagging indeed."
by Padraigan laudanum August 20, 2013
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stand power

A characteristic that combines total badassery, big dick energy, and very high strength. Only the biggest chads are able to achieve stand power. One can not achieve stand power by seeking to achieve it. The characteristic itself seeks out the individuals worthy enough of it.
You see that guy over there? He is not a regular chad. No, no. His energy is so massive that he has achieved stand power.
by Starrav July 6, 2020
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