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post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.
The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.
by Ernie September 29, 2004
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post porn depression

That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Dude, I just watched some bondage beastiality orgy porn video last night and I immediately had post porn depression.
by Dr.P.Nis March 7, 2016
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post concert depression

The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic concert.

Symptoms include:
1. The desire to relive the concert,
2. Thoughts similar to "they the band were right there!" or "i'm never going to see them again!"
3. Emotional pain when listening to the band's music.

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the concert, and, even after a long time, listening to the band's music may cause a relapse.
I saw (insert fantastic band here) last night and now i've got post concert depression!
by Holly A. April 28, 2008
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post anal drip

Secretions produced following anal sex.
There was a stain on the matress from Julie's post anal drip.
by Floyd Dangle May 9, 2006
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Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD)

Similar to PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), PLSD is a disorder that occurs when a human experiences a long period of lethargy (the person has done “nothing”) to then return to a stressful environment such as school or work. Usually accompanied by mild to dysfunctional depression and suicidal thoughts. Other known related symptoms are insomnia, tiredness, and emoness.
"After spring break, 203 people were diagnosed with Post Lethargic Stress Disorder (PLSD). Of these victims, 23 committed suicide the following Monday. The other 180 reported bouts of tiredness and a few reported cases of emoness.

'Yes, it is a growing concern, especially affecting people as young as 13 years old!' says Dr. Gibbons of the PLSD Research Facility of Orange County"

- The Washington Post
by buttfreckle December 1, 2010
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Post-Vacation Depression

When you return from a long vacation to discover one of 2 things.

1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.

2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
Post-Vacation Depression

1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.

2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
by HellsSpongee October 18, 2008
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