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Prone Position

The position you get into to build up fart gas, so you can light it on fire. Get down on the floor; place your chest on the ground; put your butt up as high as it can go; place one side of your face on the ground like you are listening for footsteps; wait until you need to fart. When you "get one," roll over on your back; place the flame under your anus; and push out a plode (a fart on fire). Never light up in silk, never in the nude, to prevent suck back (flame in anal cavity). Fart lighting is polite, as it extinguishes the smell.
Man, I have an upset stomach after eating that warm, greasy salad. Let me get in the prone position so I can light up (fart on a flame).
by Bobby Johnson from Vici August 16, 2012
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Juxta Position

It is a sex position, where your in between a hot girl and a fugly girl, and you just have the fugly girl there to make the hot girl look hotter. You focus all your attention on the hot girl, and just look at the fugly girl when you need motivation.
Timmy: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy girl, want to be in my Juxta Position
Fugly Girl: I would be the hot one right?
Timmy:Yeeah suuuuuuuuuure.....
Kate Upton: Okay now Timmy, ready to fuck?
Timmy: Yeah just bringing along this girl for Juxta Position
by WesleySuxDick December 2, 2014
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Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010
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sex ""positions omg""

Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.
omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool
by homiiciide January 31, 2008
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96 position

The "69 position" performed on the ceiling.
Girl: "Let's 69"
Guy: "I have a better idea... let's 69 on the ceiling, the 96 position."
by Shnallen January 26, 2010
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Reverse missionary position

A sex position where a black male and a white female were previously having sexual intercourse in the doggy style position, then the male pushes the female down onto her stomach and pulls her legs back; the missionary position with the female on her stomach.
Fuck the missionary position, taking it from behind in the reverse missionary position is so much better!
by patches93856 November 28, 2010
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Stop Sign Position

Taking someone into the nearest four way intersection, shoving a stop sign up their ass and using them to direct traffic.
Hey n00b, want to try Stop Sign Position?
by AmyDuponse April 17, 2010
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