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Port St. John

1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009
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any port in a storm

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.
1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.
by pootie tang November 25, 2003
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Port Neches Groves

A town with white ass preppy rich kids that only care about themselves, smoke pot cuz they think it’s cool, vape in the school bathroom, say “I’m gunna kill my self” everyday, and spreading rumors cuz they have nothing better to do with their lives other than football. A town where they separated the rich from the poor, the preps from the others. Almost everyone doesn’t have a dad and/or mom in that town. Everyone is probably gunna die from all the plants surrounding the entire town.
“Omg, Port Neches Groves makes me wanna kill myself
by Fiber one protein bar February 2, 2018
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Port Jefferson N.Y.

A town located in Long Island that has middle class citizens whom attempt to fool others by showboating. Dont be fooled when you see the Mercedes and BMW drivers or Porsche drivers, they not only make monthly payments but are generally unhappy hence why the bars are packed on the weekends.

Its also A prime location for Snow Bunnies and Left Wing Liberals to congregate and waste their time hence why its packed on tourist holidays.

Steer clear and head out to Orient point instead.
When I went to Port Jefferson N.Y. , some 16 year old with a leased BMW was blocking the road to pickup a snowbunny from the bar, and the bottled water cost me $4.00 at the local eatery.
by SwagKungola November 21, 2018
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v-port model

an import model thats vietnamese
tila nguyen/tequila is a v-port model, pornstar, fashion designer and singer
by --lynn-- October 24, 2007
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Port Allen, LA

The armpit of Louisiana. All high schoolers think they are country/redneck. Blacks will wait till you are 4 feet from them and walk out in the street in front of your moving car. At night. Just about the ugliest and most boring place to live on earth.
"Wanna go to Port Allen, LA?"

-"Fuck, no."
by Uhhhhhh Huhhhh August 6, 2009
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Any Port In A Storm

When you fuck a girl just because its take it or leave.

Also a scene band from Garner which serves as a portable Mecca for the growing Emo population. They are extremely metal-core, AKA terrible.
Tom "Dude I had to man, she was an any port in a storm situation."
Fred "Still, why? I'd rather listen to APIAS."
Tom "Not much better dude."
by www.ushistory.com March 19, 2009
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