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Poopy Dickens

Colloquial term for a dude who's always trying to sneak in his girls' backdoor, or one showing up after a night with that extra-kinky girl down the way.
Dude A: Well, if it isn't Poopy Dickens walkin' through the door at 5 a.m.!

Dude B: Fu*k off, McCheese. I had to get outta yer Mom's bed 'fore yerr Dad got back from the night-shift.
by OpusAtrum August 6, 2008
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poopie mushroom

When a male sticks his penis in a rectum and then proceeds to slap the male/female in the face with his penis, leaving a brown spot what looks like a poopie mushroom.
I was pissed at my girlfriend so I stuck my dick in her butt and gave her a poopie mushroom.
by headshothummel February 19, 2009
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poopy woopy

the state of being tired and blazed as hell.
Jimmy (holding out his peice): Yo, do you want to hit this again, Bob?

Bob: Ahh, not right now, Jim.

Jim: What's up man?

Bob: I'm just really poopy woopy.
by Lexxxi January 3, 2007
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poopy pants

Some one who takes poops in their pants without regard for others well being.
I am so glad that I don't no any Mr. poopy pants.
by Jose Contraeras July 20, 2008
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Poopy tits

Titties with shit on them
Wow that bitch has shit on her tits
by Pepe April 17, 2004
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poopie-doopie

(interjection) - The safety word to let a girl know you are about to ejactulate so she doesn't have to swallow.
her - *slurp*slurp*slurp*

him - POOPIE-DOOPIE! POOPIE-DOOPIE! POOPIE-DOOPIE!

her - what?

*come in eye*
by WalterGrove December 9, 2009
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poopy pedro

The poopy pedro, sometimes said as "poopy page" is a discusting sexual act,involving poop and a vagina. The poopy pedro is when a man poops a particularly big, hard and dry poop, and uses as as one would use a dildo, inserting it into a womans vagina and thrusting it in and out, or simply leaving it there. It is usually performed by a man, but could technically be performed by another woman, or the woman could poop herself and use said fecal matter, however most girl-poops are not nearly strong or large enough to facillitate the use of the "poopy pedro". The name from the poopy pedro stems from names of dirty sexual acts with a mexican name in them. An example of this is the dirty sanchez, which also involves poop, or the Filthy Rodriguz. This term orinated in the Bay Area, 707. Though it was probobly performed long before the name poopy pedro was given to it, this is the first known instance of a name being applied to this sexual act.
Dude you have no idea, this chick is so kinky and nasty.
We were about to make love and she told me she was into kinky stuff. I asked her what and she told me to put poop in her vagina. She said it's called the poopy pedro. I ran outta there so fast, cuz man, that shit is nasty.
by Big Daddy Guiche September 15, 2006
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