bean and peen

When Xanax leads sexual intercourse.

"Oh man, some girls came over the other night with some bars. It was a total bean and peen bro"

by atlan200 September 13, 2020

Peen-Hived

When someone puts a bee and or wasp nest on someone else's penis as a joke and or revenge.

John- Oi mate I pissed me ex off yeh
Matt- ah shite did she do any hasty action mate
John- ell yeh, oi got peen-hived over sleep
Matt- oh Christ mate, ur gonna be itching at cha knickers for reals lad

John- how can I not mate, bloody sue me

by Ranby cabbage November 09, 2018

Peen girl

The slave of an illustrious Peen boy.

she is now and forever dubbed peen girl

by Truth4lyfe December 19, 2020

Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017

Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.

This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.

by Pederpiper February 17, 2019

le peen

small dick boy

oh hes a le peen

by class1f1ed March 06, 2020

Peen Reggiano

Cheese made out of penis mold

That peen reggiano was delicious

by Anonymous Elephant April 23, 2019