A pedro arrombado is a species of male who makes constantly makes jokes and draws, most of the time not on purpose.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
A great friend but sometimes needs to pick up the pace.
Gay asf.
by Aco4n October 16, 2025
Get the Pedro Arrombadomug. Ada the ugliest bitch you'll ever meet .If u date him he'll like u for awhile but then turn around not after about a month . He has ugly buck teeth and mental eyes . If u brake up with a Pedro just read this and forget that bitch.
Pedro:hey u wanna go out?
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
Girl:yeah sure
One month later...
Pedro:I don't think I like her anymore oh but wait I got to fuck her first .
Girl:......
by The bad Bitch October 30, 2017
Get the Pedromug. A tag team of fat mexican dudes that touch you and cause chaos and annoyance. The Pedro will talk gangsta and usually ask if you got Zelle to give him money. The Alan of the group will constantly touch and annoy you.
person 1: this one guy asked me "u got Zelle twin??" and another shook a sprite bottle and opened it up in my face
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
person 2: sounds like Alan & Pedro to me
by Braden Fortson September 9, 2025
Get the Alan & Pedromug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Pedro HokAgeS Named Pedro<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
Get the San pedro college basic education departmentmug. The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
by It’s true. January 9, 2024
Get the jose pedro balmaceda pascalmug. by Truth no cap January 31, 2022
Get the Pedromug.