procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018

Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.

Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!

by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017

Procrastinate

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH

You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn

by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021

procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.

"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"

by mistakeisme April 23, 2019

procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.

Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.

by ScooterFox February 16, 2017

Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?

"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."

by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017