The blending of nerd culture and professional wrestling make it clear that professional wrestlers are paid LARPers. And that's awesome!
by DuckDB February 23, 2021

by TheDeadInside June 20, 2024

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.
Person 2 is The Don
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.
Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:
Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.
by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.
by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
