An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010
Get the That's what the priest said. mug.The winnings celebrated by women for no accomplishment whatsoever other than divorcing a man, because, for her, it’s fun, like being on a TV Game Show. She receives money and property as well as the freedom to fuck whomever she wants while spending that money. Divorce Winnings can go into the Billions of USD$ far exceeding even skilled Game Show Champions, like Ken Jennings $3 Million winnings after 75 Jeopardy appearances proving that Ken is a dummy who only needed a vagina. Jennings, in fact, did lose to a person with a vagina. Winning oftentimes encourages further irresponsible decisions like more marriage (and more divorce) as a win/lose for society. Another win/loss to society is losing of its most talented entertainers, (like, possibly, Robin Williams, who felt financial pressures). This also passes as a life-strategy between Mother and Daughter. Changing from a man to a woman does not provide the kind of vagina that will earn money (at least through divorce).
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
A divorcing woman oftentimes receives a house, 50% of the savings, a lifetime of alimony and 21 years of child support. The woman need not account for actual child care expenses, and she won’t. She can receive child support from the husband even when the child is not his. And alimony is based on the lifestyle to which she is accustomed, which never resembles Little House on the Prairie.
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High priest of metal. Responsible for bestowing metal unto us all. He has several underlings responsible for the various genres of metal but he is the lord and master of all that is metal.
by str8edgepunker July 7, 2004
Get the metal priest mug.A term used to combat other 'pride' groups, allowing Asians to band together to preserve their status, culture, heritage and respect. Unknowingly causes the stereotyping of many Asian cultures into one generic one, ironically eliminating the point of having something like "asian pride". Members of this generic culture call themselves "azns" and forget the differences between their nationality and other Asian ones.
This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).
This 'azn' group is often known for its love of rice, import cars, and Asian celebrities (ex. Yao Ming, William Hung).
by ShinsengumiRocky February 6, 2006
Get the asian pride mug.Pride based on a people who have so much to be proud of. There is so much cultural richness in Mexican culture to be proud of: food, music, dance, ceremonies, work ethic, family values. Mexican pride means having pride in enchiladas, guacamole, pozole, mole, tamales, churros, raspados, salsas, tortillas, beans, caldo, champurrado, atole, nopales, etc. It means being proud of Mariachi, banda, norteñas, corridos, rancheras, folklórico, danzas prehispanicas, and all the rhythm that flows through our veins. One celebrates el Dia de los Muertos, las Posadas, la Navidad, El grito, Dia de los reyes. The proud Mexican is a hard worker, who values family, respectfulness, hospitality, simplicity, and bravery. Mexican pride involves loving the Tri-color flag of green, white and red. A proud Mexican knows what the flag color stands for and the historical basis of the Eagle on the cactus eating the snake. A proud Mexican knows and loudly sings "Mexicanos al Grito de Guerra" at Soccer events. Finally, a proud Mexican has an unwavering faith and love for his country. Although the government may not be handling the country properly, the proud Mexican understands that he/she loves where he/she came from because it is a beautiful place.
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Get the british pride mug."What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.
Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
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