An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 1, 2017
Get the Pretzel wankmug. 
When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
by Kochst087 November 20, 2020
Get the Not a pretzelmug. A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.
by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018
Get the philly pretzelmug. The amount of power or strength it requires for one to pull apart a soft pretzel in relation to the distance of obstacles around the pretzel in question. The amount of time the pretzel has sat at room temperature factors in this equation as well. PF= √p/f/d.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
This term is actual chemistry, however. The usage is a phenomenon that typically occurs on Saturday happy hour dates to Scottsdale Beer Company, AZ. Especially when sitting next to handsome men when the pretzel plate is far too near one's beverage.
by Katesridiculousness April 19, 2018
Get the Pretzel forcemug. While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel
by Klcook May 30, 2022
Get the Pretzel brosmug. Where's the pretzel nubs?
by mod_mark August 6, 2014
Get the pretzel nubsmug.