Dog pooping on a baby

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.

Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

by MY_PRO_GAMERTAG January 9, 2012

sundress poppin

When a girl shows up wearing a sundress and it makes you want to sing.

Sundress poppin, poppin sundresses, sundress poppin.

by mtt721 February 6, 2009

Fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

A fanny which appears smaller on the outside than the inside. A very perceiving growler. A very spacious vagina.

Thought she was a standard one but nahh she had a fanny like Mary Poppins' bag

by Barry Shaazaaam November 4, 2010

what’s poppin 🅱️

The first thing you should ever say to anyone ever in the history of the entire world I guess (also use 🅱️ At the end of every sentence after the statement what’s poppin 🅱️ Has been said)

What’s poppin 🅱️
Nothing much 🅱️
That’s rad...🅱️
Yeah 🅱️
🅱️
🅱️🅱️
🅱️🅱️🅱️
K🅱️
Bye 🅱️

by Frack man February 18, 2018

poppin smoke

(verb) Military slang for goodbye, or I'm leaving.
This term draws it's meaning from soldiers literally popping smoke grenades to mark an extraction zone. Which is done at the conclusion of a mission, immediately before the soldiers leave that operating area.

Dave: Hey buddy you enjoying my party?
Matt: Nah man, this place is a total sausage fest, I'm poppin smoke.
Dave: Alright, see you later.

by The Decoy December 9, 2007

poppin cherries

Having sex with virgins, stealing their virginity.

Jon proceeded in poppin cherries to eliminate his chances of getting STD's

by Pimpmasta Fly April 25, 2006

Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016