Jim Patty

A very sexy burger, with perfectly placed toppings.

You can go eat crap while my Jim patty goes in my gut.

by The Shrexy Beast January 2, 2015

Kraby Patty

A overly amazing underwater burger made by a Sponge in an under water restaurant run by a Crab.

The cook can be found living in a pineapple under the sea.

Patrick orders a kraby patty from Squitward

by WordPhysco June 25, 2016

French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl

I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time

by A French tickler May 8, 2018

The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.

"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"

by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019

Clat patted

clat patted means being dominated and destroyed in a video game

LOL, you just got absolutely clat patted mate.

by JoeJonJoyce August 4, 2019

Chad Patty Cake

Invented and used by Senza (on YouTube), this term is another way to say the word 'fight,' however is written in the form of a game and is combined with other terms (sometimes sexual, but not meant in a sexual context) to create a fairly bizarre statement.

We then played Chad Patty Cake and I proceeded to fist his face until he fell unconscious.

(Playing a video game) I ran up to the enemies to play Chad Patty Cake and gave them the same thing I gave to my toilet after Taco Bell.

Don't play Chad Patty Cake with a black belt unless you enjoy sodomy.

by DonkleDaddy October 22, 2019