load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

Road sign

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign

Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same

by Vexk April 12, 2022

Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022

shingle road

A term used by people in New Zealand to describe a non-asphalt road used surfaced with crushed stone and considered a secondary road. Paul, Orangeville Ontario

Once you leave the main road it continues for several kilometres on a shingle road.

by PKinCanada December 30, 2017

Walbank Road

Shitty street in Armthorpe. I do not recommend going down this shitty rat infested slum.

I fucking hate Walbank Road. It suck big penos very large

by Penis63 March 12, 2021

Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.

Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?

by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022

Road Diamonds

n.

The result of clear "traveler" beer bottles post drinking on long car trips. Especially evident around large signs displaying distances to locations (or "score boards") and can range in sizes from near full bottles to absolute dust depending on variables such as local speed limits, build quality of road furniture and skill level / level of intoxication of bottle ejector.

Also -

Road Emeralds - green bottles
Road Rubys - brown bottles

Broc -"This is a work car, don't just throw bottles on the floor!"

Fish - "Time to make some Road Diamonds!"

by fewlish November 16, 2009