Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care

she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

“Off the Clock”

A phrase for people who want to be left alone and unbothered for no reason

Friend 1: Hey! Can you help me with this?
Friend 2: Can’t you see I’m “off the clock” rn?!
Friend 1: But it’s lunch?
Friend 2: Uhhh bye— leave!

by HeyitsAuduck April 17, 2022

Bean clock

A clock made out of beans, what did you expect?

"Yo, I just got a bean clock today!"
"Dude what the fuck"

by PositiveNegative297 August 23, 2021

Sex clock

Now u know what’s a sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”

by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020

Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023

Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"

by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023

cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.

"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"

by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020