sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.
I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.
by whatatroll April 08, 2014
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marinate the sausage

When you cum inside your girl and leave your wiener inside to marinate
after i shot my clue glue in ruby she held me tight so i could marinate the sausage.
by LuigiMegatron August 14, 2011
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Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
by whiffmyster July 15, 2022
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Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”
“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
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ogre sausages

Dude, Mary has some ogre sausages, it looks like a barbecue down there!
by shanghaiohmy August 12, 2018
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sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths
I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out
by FranticApe222 April 08, 2022
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